Carmela in '24
My mother has a keen interest in this year's presidential election, something she hasn't manifested since she voted for JFK in 1960. So much so that she has decided she wants to share her enthusiasm with the other tenants in her Philadelphia apartment complex. "I want to go door to door," she said. There's only one problem: She wants to canvass for Carmela. I can hear the conversations now. Mom: Hi there! What do you think of Carmela? Tenant: Who? Mom: You know, the one running against Trump. Tenant: I've got dinner on the stove. Gotta go. Mom: Hi there! Can I persuade you to vote for Carmela? Tenant: Sorry gotta go, but thanks for stopping by. Mom: Hi! Do you think you might vote for Carmela? Tenant: Who? When's the last time you voted? Mom (Not wanting to give her age away): Clifton. Tenant: Who? Mom: You know, the one who had sex with that girl Levinsky. Eventually the apartment dwellers will have had enough. Building supervisor to mom: Please re